Finally got round to watching 50 Shades of Grey last night, because it seemed I was the only one left who hasn’t seen the movie which came out last Valentine period. Anytime I wanted to watch, something just kept coming up till last night, 7th January 2016, I decided to procrastinate no more.
So I watched it…
And I was disappointed… can’t believe I actually longed to watch this movie for 11 months, and all I saw were two successful adults acting like ‘Lobo’ on my laptop screen.
Why does Anastasia have to be so slow?
Why is Christian Grey trying so hard to be hot and mysterious?
Why did Anastasia have to act foolish and unassuming because she is a virgin?
Why was her virginity a situation that Christian Grey had to help her with?
Why did she have to make so much noise when he touched her, and why does she have to close her eyes, like she is in heaven on their second date?
Why did he have to slap her already flat ass so hard to get high, with his face still looking ‘Lobo’?
Why were they acting like ‘Lobo’ once again?
And saying this, people would be like, I am so close minded, but who gets high, spanking people’s ass?
That must have been so painful, if I were Anastasia, I would have given CG a very terrible ‘uppercut’.
The only part that got me tripping was when he came to pick her up with the helicopter, that was freaking romantic, and oh the songs, especially One Last Night by Vaults.
I got on my BBM after the movie and decided to put it on my PM that I finally succeeded in watching the famous movie, and the following chat happened between I and a friend.
What do you guys truly think about this movie?
Libs of ORC